I am ashamed of my faith.


I spend a great deal of my time on the internet, and on Facebook. A lot of the time, what I find posted is enlightening, educational, and entertaining. Some of the time, it’s maddening, disgusting and cringe-worthy.

Until today, though, I have never been ashamed. I am now. I am ashamed of my faith, because of something my brothers and sisters in Christ are doing.

This is not only not okay, it violates everything our faith, our God and our church teaches us.

The recent decision by the United States Supreme Court on same sex marriage has heated the debate, both on and off line. There has been more than enough vitriol, hate and viciousness spewed over this topic, by all sides, to put the Enemy in a millennial long coma of joy over the way we’ve treated each other.

I reproduce the two messages that appeared on my Facebook wall this morning, right after I’d attended Liturgy for the Feast of Saints Peter and Paul:

Today, [a number of] Orthodox Christians banded together to hunt out private, secret and closed groups for Orthodox Christians who struggle with same-sex attraction. Self-identified “protectors of Orthodoxy” emailed celibate LGBTQ bloggers with nasty slurs and threats.

I need to remind you that an LGBTQ and/or same-sex attracted person, married in the Church, and their children do not need to spend this night worried about their private struggles being publicized online. I need to tell you that a teenager said, “the thought of being outed to every Orthodox Christian in the world makes me want to die”. I need to tell you that two parents of LGBTQ teenagers have been PMing me frantically, fearing for their children’s safety. I have not been able to offer them any realistic comfort.

The fact is, when an online mob gets going like this: vulnerable people commit suicide, and even when they don’t, it’s an unbelievably traumatic experience. Sadly, today, Orthodox Christians on social media need to be told this and I can’t do it alone. Everyone, for the sake of the woman taken in adultery and Our Lord who forgave her, please put a stop to any online mobs seeking out LGBTQ Orthodox groups.

Thank you and please continue to pray for us!

And this:

 Subject: To the heretic homos out to destroy Christ’s church

“This is to inform you that I will be personally contacting each of your bishops to alert them of your heresy. There will be no homosexuals allowed in Christ’s Church. You are not fit to share in the chalice, nor the other mysteries save Holy Confession should you fall to your knees after excommunication. The Holy Orthodox Church has never been silent about the condemnation of heretics. The attempted takeover of Arius was not permitted, nor will your sins be. The time has come for the homosexuals to be removed from the Church. Repent and see the true light, or leave the true faith alone and become an Episcopalian. I have contacted only a few today. I will be notifying more Orthodox-in-name-only homos tomorrow and every day hereafter.”

Outing same-sex attracted, transgendered people to the heriarchs of the church or to the online community, people who are struggling to live a faithful, celibate, Orthodox life within the church in accordance with their and our beliefs is not Christian, not Orthodox and needs to stop.

Christ came for us all. Every single conceived human being is capable of salvation, regardless of who they are, what they’ve done or how they act, as long as they are repentant and beg for mercy from our Lord. That means everyone. Me, you, my worst enemy, your worst enemy, the most evil mass murderer or serial killer on the planet, aborted and miscarried babies, venerable babas, LGBTQ persons struggling in the church to be faithful, repentant servants of Christ and self-outed, secular gays and trans. No exceptions. Not even the people who are doing this – they also are capable of salvation.

Nobody, absolutely NOBODY has the right to out anyone for any reason to the the church heirarchs or the internet mob, which has ruined careers, marriages and lives. It has forced people into hiding, into moving far from their families and friends, it has forced people to live a life of isolation and terror, and it has driven people to take their own lives.

We are called, regardless of our own private opinions of people and their behaviour, to treat each other as icons of Christ, to love everyone as we love ourselves, and as we love God. Everyone. For someone who professes to believe in and follow the faith given to us as a precious gift by the God-man who died on a cross for us all, to engage in this behaviour is worse than reprehensible, worse than hypocritical. You’ve had the example before you, in the person of Jesus Christ. You step up to the chalice and you eat his Body and you drink His Blood. You say the words: “Make us worthy to partake of the heavenly and awesome Mysteries of this sacred and spiritual table.”

Yet you would drag your brothers and sisters from their homes, from the chalice, from kneeling before God in confession and contrition and stone them as the woman taken in adultery was stoned. Remember what he said: “Those without sin, let them cast the first stone.” Look to your own hearts, see to the beam in your own eye, and realize that what you are doing to our brothers and sisters you are doing to Christ, and your actions will haunt you. You will face God on the last day and he will ask you, “Why did you do this to me? When you outed her and her family, you outed me. What you do to the least of these, you do to me.” You are throwing Christ to the wolves, to the mob, and you are driving the nails into His palms and plunging the spear deep into his side. Stop. Stop it now.

The Last (very last) Leg


The billboard was the last amusing moment for the next several hours. I’ve realized that the more flying I do, the less I enjoy it. The actual flying is great. I love take offs and landings, I love looking down from such a great height and seeing the land below – especially if its night and the lights are illuminating the world, but the hassle to get to where I want to be is becoming far greater than any benefits from the time I save, and I hate airport architecture, design and decor. About the only upside to this part of the trip was that because of the way airports have to be built I definitely got my day’s exercise and then some.

We got to the airport. Because of construction, the driver said, he couldn’t let us off right at two of the terminals – he would split the difference and park at a point between them. People for Airlines A, B and C would go to the right, to Terminal 1 and those of us for Airlines D, E and F, would head to the left. People for Airlines G and H got delivered to the door in the third terminal, lucky people!

He unloaded our bags and we trundled along until we saw an outdoor Delta check-in booth at our terminal. The guy behind the counter called us over, but instead of checking us in, got on the phone, and then told us that the people inside at the Delta counter needed to see us, but didn’t say why. So we went in, lined up and worried. When we got to the front, we were tagged for overweight luggage, which I knew was going to happen, but there was no indication that anybody inside had wanted to see us or talk to us. I’m still not sure why we were sent inside instead of checking the bags right there, unless it had to do with the overweight luggage – but the outdoor guy never touched our bags, so it remains a mystery. One other passenger suggested it had to do with charging us extra for the bags, but . . .. I dunno.

The Delta guy who did the check-in for us decided to play games – first both bags cost $x each. Then, as we were getting the credit card out, he said, no, my bag cost $x, Al’s (which admittedly was heavier than mine) was almost twice that. Why the change, I have no idea. But we had to pay or leave stuff behind, so we paid. Had we been thinking, or had the guy been the least bit helpful, we could have saved ourselves a whack of cash, as we found out later.

But we were feeling the pinch of time. Between the delay at Homeland security and the delay waiting for the bus, we were getting close to boarding time for our flight, and we still had to go through security, so we weren’t as cool and calm as we needed to be – or at least I wasn’t.

But we got the bags checked, got ourselves checked in and then went through security. For some reason, we were supposed to take our computers out of their carry bags and put them in a separate container. I did, Al didn’t. Instead of just asking him to do that, or doing it themselves, they ran his computer bag through, rejected it, pushed him out of line and made him do it all again and lectured him about it. At this point, we needed to be at our gate – boarding was due to start very soon. Or so I thought, so tensions were rising. Well, mine was. And we were hungry – it was well after 2:00 and we hadn’t eaten since 7:30 am. (Yes, four hours to get through customs and what should have been a 10 minute bus ride to the airport.)

We grabbed some food and sat down near our gate to wait for our plane. It arrived about 10 minutes after we were supposed to start boarding.  Because it was a commuter flight, people disembarked first. Just about the time we should have started boarding, they announced that due to the weather in Minneapolis, there would be a delay. I went up to see if our connecting flight would be affected, and got told “Well, you can go to the office, or you can wait in line, but by the time you get up to my desk, you probably won’t have much choice of seats.”

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Shake head.

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I tried to ask what she meant, but she dismissed me with a “if your flight is more than an hour after arrival, you’re okay.” When was our arrival, I asked. “I don’t know,” she said. Well. That was less than helpful. But she had already turned to the next passenger. A helpful fellow passenger pointed out that if our flight missed the connection, we’d be automatically bumped to the next one. Which was great, except that if that happened, we’d probably miss the connecting Vancouver/Victoria flight and be stuck in Vancouver overnight and not be booked on a next morning flight. This wasn’t looking good. So, what weather was keeping us delayed and would it affect our next flight? Apparently I wasn’t the only one wondering this, and a home truth that should have been obvious to anybody with two operative brain cells became apparent.

You’ve just made an announcement in an airport with free WiFi, to customers who all have smart phones, laptops or (in my trailing edge case) netbooks about the weather in the destination city. You aren’t making sense or being helpful when people ask you questions. So what’s the logical next step for all of those frustrated travelers with smartphones, laptops, netbooks and free WiFi?

Got it in one.

There is no weather in Minneapolis. It’s cloudy. That’s it. No fog, no wind, no rain, no electrical storms, no snow, no sleet, no freezing rain, nothing that would impact our landing (or for the many of us making a connection, our further flights). So . . . what’s going on?

20 minutes later she made another announcement apologizing for the “mistake” and explaining that there was a problem on the wing that needed to be taken care of. Boarding would commence in a few moments. Turns out that the whateveritis that de-ices the wing at high altitude was malfunctioning. Now why couldn’t she have said that in the first place?

We finally boarded, buckled in and took off. And then we got an angel in disguise. The pilot announced that he knew many of us had tight connecting flights and he was going to do his level best to get us there with time to spare. (Ours was more than tight – we were expected to land about 15 or 20 minutes after our connecting flight had left.) He explained that normally they fly a certain path at a certain speed in the interests of economy. But tonight, he had changed the flight path to shorten the journey and was (in an aviation type of way) flooring it. Engaging the after burners? Whipping the seagulls? Feeding the squirrels amphetamines? Overwinding the rubber bands? I don’t know, but whatever it was, he expected to get us in about 15 minutes earlier than expected. The trip was uneventful – boring even. Which was good at this point. Boring was just what I wanted. I got to sit and read uninterrupted for three whole hours, look out the window at dark overcast and be thoroughly uncomfortable in the airplane seat. It was great.

The pilot saved us better than 15 minutes. Enough time that our connecting flight was still on the ground when we got in. I hope they give him a raise! Not only that, but he asked the passengers who didn’t have a connection to please stay in their seats until we’d gotten off. No big deal, that’s standard, and I’ve heard it before and the usual response is to act as if nobody asked anybody to do anything except get off the plane as fast as they can. Except this time people listened. They stayed seated until we were all off! I’m not sure that it really helped, since 3/4 of the passengers had tight connecting flights, but I really appreciated the fact that the ones who didn’t stayed seated for us.

We hustled our buns (and caught one of those golf cart thingees that trundle around airports, giving rides to desperate connecting flight passengers like us) and were the very, very, very last people on the plane. You know in movies when the leading character tears hell bent for leather for the flight and they slam the plane door on his coat tails and the plane is taxiing even as she reaches her seat? Yeah, that was us. And no, it doesn’t feel cool and sexy at all – it’d be embarrassing except that it wasn’t our fault, it was just tense and stressful.

This flight wasn’t quite as uneventful. Lots of turbulence, which I liked. We got into Vancouver on time, made it through customs faster than I’ve ever been through in my life (and I’ve never had any problems with customs), and got another day’s exercise hustling our buns over to the domestic departures terminal, then checked into our flight. And found another angel in disguise.

Remember the overweight luggage? Well, when we weighed it for Air Canada, it was still overweight (no surprise there). The woman suggested that since we had time, if we had an extra bag, we could pay the $20.00 over bag fee and distribute the extra weight so as to save ourselves about $200.00 in overweight charges. We did that. And had very dark thoughts about the Delta guy back in Fr. Lauderdale, who never even thought to be anywhere close to that helpful.

We considered food briefly, but everything was closing up (it was only 9:30ish pm, for crying out loud!) and we decided to just get to the gate and wait until the flight to Victoria was called. Boarding was late for some reason, but we got on, flew over, got off and got our luggage, stepped outside to see the one, the only and last cab drive away. It was late – after midnight, I think. It was chilly. I was tired, and I wasn’t sure how we were going to get home. However, once again, we were rescued. The security guard told us he’d already called the cab company and they were sending more cabs out to pick us up.

We got in at sometime after 12:30. And did the cats greet us ecstatically, purring and rubbing our ankles and demanding pets and cuddles and kibble? If you think so, I want some of what you’re smoking.

No. Sam was lying in the front hall and demanded to know why we were so late coming in so he could be let out. He had to tolerate cuddles (I don’t usually pick him up and cuddle him – he’s not at all a lap cat) because I’d missed him so much. He tolerated it with very poor grace and kept peering around my shoulder at the door. Minou was all complaints about how badly Herb and Charmaine had treated her and what a bully Sam was (I know she was lying through her little front teeth about our house sitters – if anything, they spoil her more than we do, which is saying something). Sam, we learned later, actually had bullied her unmercifully.

In the morning (or later that morning) we’d figure out what things had changed since we’d been away and what progress had been made on the construction next door – but for now it was cuddle the (unwilling) cats, let Sam out and collapse into bed. When we did the time calculations, it was no wonder we were exhausted – we’d been up for 24 internal hours. Not an awful, horrendous trip home, but certainly not the way I’d have preferred to end our journey. Still, we got home safe, everything we’d taken was there, nothing was broken and the house hadn’t burned down. A win all round.

It’s been a ride – both the trip and writing about it. Thank you for coming with me, and I hope you enjoyed it. Stay tuned, because the next adventure is right here at home – the saga of the house next door. That one won’t be nearly as upbeat, but I suspect there will be some chuckles.

Hurry up and wait. And wait. And wait. And .. . … wait some more.


I suppose, if things have to go wrong, the best time for them to go wrong is at the end of an otherwise excellent vacation, and that’s what happened to us. It wasn’t anything awful, and our lives aren’t in the least disrupted by it, but it was frustrating, tiring and just plain annoying. And it wasn’t like the trouble hadn’t been foreshadowed, either.

When we booked the cruise, we’d had the Holland America cruise consultant book our flight from Fort Lauderdale to Vancouver. Why I didn’t ask her to book all the way through to Victoria is something I’ve been asking myself ever since I hung up the phone away back last February, but I didn’t, so I had to make the arrangements myself – no big deal, except that it turned into one.

See, Delta changed our flights two or three times before we left on the cruise, the last change meaning that I had to rebook the Vancouver-Victoria flight myself. And that was a big deal because I had to move it to the last flight of the day. If there were any more changes, we’d have to book a hotel for the night and fly out the next day, thereby upsetting the cats, our house sitters and not doing our own peace of mind much good. However, I didn’t receive any more notifications and thought all was good.

We had packed the night before and left the suitcases outside the door of the stateroom so they’d be picked up and moved off the ship for us. We received our “colour” – the disembarkation procedure is done by times and colours – you disembark when your colour (ours was purple) is called. It’s done to minimize crowding, delays and frustration. In this case, through no fault of Holland America, and precisely due to Homeland Security, that didn’t work.

The plan was to get up at our regular time, have a relaxed breakfast then sit and read/walk, do whatever we needed to do until our colour was called, when we’d disembark the ship. We’d pick up our luggage in preparation to go through customs. Then we’d board a bus, be driven to the airport, where we’d wait until our plane was called at 3:50 for Minneapolis. We’d land approximately 3 hours later, have time for a more or less leisurely meal, then board the plane at about 8 pm for another three hour flight to Vancouver. We’d have to hustle on that one, to get from the international terminal, through customs and over to the domestic terminal to pick up our flight to Victoria, but we had an hour or better to do that, so I wasn’t too worried. Lots of slop time for things to go wrong, or delays or whatever. That was before we encountered Homeland Security, and a bus company and an airline who’d obviously been channelling Homeland Security’s modus operandi.

The day started out all right. We got breakfast, sat and enjoyed the morning, waited for our colour to be called. Didn’t worry when they had some issues with the gangplank – after all, our flight didn’t leave until almost 4 pm, so it wasn’t as if we had to hustle to get to the airport. And we got called at our scheduled time, still with lots and lots of time to spare. It was 10 am. How long could customs take? Heh. Heh. Heh.

We disembarked, collected our suitcases and then confronted the customs lineup. Huge. Enormous. Five people thick and snaking back from the front doors of the airplane hanger sized building almost to the doors leading to the pier and the gangplank. We joined it and waited. And waited and waited. And waited some more. We moved forward slowly. There were a total of six customs officials on duty, and there were two columns – US destinations and non US destinations. US destinations line, with two officials was 1/5 the size of our line and finished an hour ahead of our line. And then both the officials went off duty. FOUR customs officials. Over 1200 people had been on board, and over 3/4 of them were in the line we were in. A snail could have beaten us to the front of the line. One on Valium. An hour and a half later we finally approached the security kiosks.

We were passed through after an intense scrutiny of whatever secret information is included in our passports, no verbal communication from the security officer (I think he might have grunted at one point) and then joined the line up for the bus to the airport. We were told that the bus to pick us up was even now on its way from the airport to us and would be here momentarily. Um, yah. No such luck. I’d looked at maps of Fort Lauderdale, and even assuming rush hour traffic and delays, it couldn’t take more than 15 or 20 minutes to get from the port to the airport – they simply weren’t that far apart.

So we waited again. And waited. And waited. No explanations, no attempts to answer questions. “It’ll be here in a few minutes” was the mantra.

Forty five minutes to an hour later the bus finally arrived. We boarded and then waited (again!) while the driver, by himself, loaded all the baggage (with 5 other employees standing around watching him and offering advice. I am not kidding.)

We drove off as the driver did a comedic monologue, which, if I hadn’t been so frustrated and annoyed by the unnecessary delays, would have had me in stitches. I looked out the window as we drove along, to see an enormous billboard advertising (I am not kidding here) Syphilis. Yes, THAT Syphilis. (There is any other kind?)

syphillis

Did anybody give any thought at all to the idea that this is located where every visitor arriving in Fort Lauderdale is gonna see it? I can just imagine the conversations. So, what was your impression of Fort Lauderdale, Bev?

We did get to the airport, but our trouble didn’t stop there. Tomorrow I’ll tell you about our amusing dance de luggage and Delta, our less than amusing encounter with the gate attendants, and how you can drag race in an airplane.

I found it!


You know all those vacation ads of perfect people on perfect beaches, in perfectly clear and beautifully blue and green tropical waters? The ones where the sun is shining down, and the waves are breaking just ideally, never too close but not too far from the suntanning bodies lying on blindingly white sand while a little way away more perfect people are riding the most beautiful horses on the planet and further down the beach there’s a volleyball game going on and you just know that all these people won’t need to shower sand grains out of tender places at the end of the day (because, you know, they’re perfect)? Those photos?

I found the place they take them.

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The Bahamas, just off the coast of Florida. The Commonwealth of the Bahamas is actually over 700 islands, cays and islets (size is the determining factor in whether it’s an island, a cay or an islet, but don’t ask me what the break point is). If you look at a map, we were on Isla Pequena San Salvador (Little San Salvador Island). It’s a small island (or a cay) between Cat and Eleuthra Islands. Holland America has leased the cay/island from the Bahamas and renamed it after the major bay – Half Moon Cay. It’s about seven kilometres long and two wide with a two kilometre long lagoon in the middle of it (which is protected and is a sea life preserve).

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As far as I can tell, the Holland America parent company only has the use of the Bay and a few miles of the island itself – most of the rest of it is without trails or roads, and we encountered a number of “not allowed beyond this point, very dangerous” signs while on our walk. If you google it or look at the satellite image of it, you’ll see what I mean.

The only people on the island are connected to the Holland America company – either guests, like us, or ship’s crew on leave, or working for our comfort, or support people who are ferried over from Cat and Eleuthra Islands (an hour and a half ride one way). So it’s the “perfect” island – everything there is for our comfort and convenience, and in the areas meant for us, it’s been groomed and landscaped and arranged to be the “perfect” tropical island. There are caretakers who live on the island, mostly to care for the horses, but again, it’s all in aid of keeping the illusion of a perfect world alive for us paying guests.

And yes, on this island you can ride horses: on the trails or in the surf. You can jet ski, lounge on the amazing white sand beaches, swim in the turquoise, clear waters, paddle with pet manta rays, bike (or scooter) around the roads and trails, take a nature hike or rent a cabana and relax in the privacy of a small house for the day.

We opted to get active and with four other people take a nature/historical walk around the parts of the island accessible to us. Well worth the time, even though I ended up wishing I’d brought my bathing suit from the ship – that beach and that water looked delicious! It was very, very hot but the humidity had dropped significantly, for which I was really grateful. Also teaching both Al and I that it’s the humidity we have problems with, not the heat.

Our walk was scheduled for 10 am, and we arrived there around 9:15, so walked around the roads and paths to get a feel for the place. And the first thing we encountered was a couple who asked us if we’d be witnesses for their wedding. They were joking (I think), but it was kinda nice to see some romance on a picture perfect tropical island! It was one of the ship’s officers and one of the singers from the ship – they looked really in love and amazingly happy. So maybe there is a wedding in their future. Best of luck to them, if so! They also weren’t all that social – a couple of conversational exchanges and a laugh or two and they were away on their own.

Turns out they do have a little chapel there in case people want to renew their vows – I gathered from the signs that actual first time, till death do us part spur of the moment shipboard romance weddings aren’t on the agenda here. You can get married on this island, but not on the spur of the moment.

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If you google images of Half Moon Cay, you won’t see the island we saw on our walk.

half moon cay 1Al still had the camera, so I don’t have any of the photos we took to show you a comparison.

The walk took us off the regular paths into the brush so we could see the plants and wildlife of the island. I didn’t take notes, but the guide gave us some good information not only about the plants that grew there, but some of their medicinal uses, and warned us off some of the less pleasant ones – there are some that are like poison oak and poison ivy. The wildlife isn’t terribly dangerous – wild chickens and roosters, three different kinds of lizard, and various birds. We climbed a hill and saw the ruins of a house that had been used centuries before when other people had come to the island to fish and hunt, and raise chickens, whose descendants still inhabit the island (the chickens, not the people). I suggested to our guide that they hunt the chickens and serve ‘em up to the guests, but she didn’t think that would go over well with the chefs, for some reason.

We also got to watch manta rays in the lagoon – neat, wonderfully graceful beings who swooped and flew through the water and wanted to play with the people who had come to learn about them.

We wandered along deserted paths and were far from the rest of the ship’s passengers and crew, which suited us fine. And when we came out onto one other part of the lagoon, noticed our “wedding” couple wandering the beach a ways down from us, obviously very happy being along together.

We visited the “farm” where they cultivated and seeded the plants used in the gardens and plantings around the bay, and in the foods served on the island, and met a pet iguana of the gardener. I’d have like to spend more time there to see just what they grew and how and what they did, but we were there for only around 10 minutes and most of that was listening to the gardener talk about his iguana.

The walk was a leisurely hour and a half (to cover a mile and a half) with lots of stops to try and find lizards (those suckers can MOVE!), or look at the house ruins (I would have liked a bit more time to poke around those). We actually didn’t leave for the walk until almost 11 am, so it was in the worst heat of the day, and even in the shade, I was glad we weren’t trying to break any walking speed records. By the time we took a break at the manta pool, we needed the break. I managed to down over a litre of water in less then five minutes. It was lovely!

After the break, we strolled back to the main guest area and then bid goodbye to the guide and had lunch. Barbequed chicken and hamburgers and fresh fruits (some of which were grown on the island, I think) and veggies.

It was a lovely island, and the parts that had been built up as the resort were gorgeous, but honestly? I preferred the trails we walked along, and the hills we climbed that were less than perfect settings for tropical vacation photo ops, and that let us enjoy the silence and the stillness of the place.

It was a good day, but not as good as some of our other excursions. Maybe if the walk had been longer, or I’d gone swimming, but it felt like too perfect a place – not something that you could live in for long. I was glad to get back to the ship, even though it was our very last full day.

Tomorrow we would be disembarking in Fort Lauderdale and catching a plane to fly home.

Living the Rich Life


Well, yes, we already are, but today we went into the stratosphere – a super premium wine tasting. Wines from France, Washington State, California and a Super Tuscan from Italy. This is the last tasting, and definitely, saving the best for last. Some wonderful wines here.

We dithered back and forth about this for several days. Neither of us felt as though we had a palate that was refined enough to appreciate the quality that would be showing up here, but eventually we figured – these wines are so far out of our range, that this is probably the only chance we’ll ever get to taste stuff this good. So may as well try it out and figure out just what we’re really supposed to be looking for when we look for a good quality wine at whatever price point. And given what we experienced, it was so worth the time and feeling outclassed!

Later: For this tasting only, I did some pricing research and we’re looking at wines that range from $53.00 a bottle for the Chardonnay up to $180.00 for the Super Tuscan. Not something we’re going to buy often, if ever!

There were only 14 of us, and of that number, 5 of us were women. Interesting. In earlier tastings while the men had an edge on numbers, women were almost equally represented. But not here.

The focus here was wonderful – there was conversation at the beginning, before M. Cecilia began talking, but once the tasting got underway, it was all serious, and once we were just tasting and comparing, the conversations I overheard had to do with the wines, not with anything else – very nice change from some of the other tasting, where the point seemed to be as much to drink wine and socialize as to actually learn anything. It worried the Cellar Master. I know the feeling – you’re not sure if your audience is absorbed and intent, or bored to tears. In this case, it was very focused and listening and learning. I was also pleased to overhear some of the more experienced tasters say that she was the most knowledgeable of the people they’d ever listened to. Certainly, she loves wine and loves to teach about it. That’s come through in every single conversation we’ve had with her, and in every one of the tastings.

Start with the single white we had. As I’m learning about wines, I’m learning to really enjoy the whites, almost as much as I like the fullbodied reds. And today, my learning paid off – we had a 2011 Louis Jadot Puligny Montrachet from France. It’s from the Burgundy area, which means that it’s a chardonnay grape (with a very few exceptions, all white wines from Burgundy are Chardonnay, and all reds are Pinot Noir. And I’ll tell you what the exceptions are when I remember them (didn’t write it down) or when I get home and can look them up.) As soon as I tasted it, I recognized it as a Chardonnay – which is the very first time I’ve had that happen with *any* wine. So yay for me! I’m learning!

puligny montrachet

Anyway – it’s a lovely pale yellow, almost clear on the edges. Very delicate on the nose – I got (and M. Cecilia confirmed) toast, then honey, and finally a mineral scent. That followed with the flavours on the tongue as well – along with a very creamy texture due to the lactic (bacterial) fermentation which gives rise to the malic acid in the wine that follows the regular fermentation. It’s aged in oak for 12 months, and is a very delicate wine. Really nice, and the buttery, creamy texture was a delight.

So, a little bit about label and quality assignments in Burgundy. And again, M. Ceclia’s teaching shone through – it made sense! (I’ve read about and listened to explanations of the French labelling rules several times, but with her explanation, it’s finally starting to come together and be understandable.) Louis Jadot is a trader of wine. A Negotianse (that’s my guess at the spelling). Because of the way in which land is passed down in a family and because of the amount of grapes needed for wine, the traders buy from different vineyards, and then blend the grapes. Jadot is one of the best names in France.

The Puligny is the village where most of the wines come from, which is in the Burgandy region. Montrachet is the name of one of the most famous vineyards in the world, which is located near the village. Were the grapes from this vineyard used in this wine? I’m going out on a limb and say, yes, probably. But not necessarily all of them, because of the fact that Louis Jadot is a trader. The Montrachet name means this is a Grand Cru wine – top of the line in France. In any other country in the world, this would be labelled a Chardonnay, since that’s the grape used in the wine.

 

reynvaan syrahNext up was a 2011 Reynvaan Syrah from the Walla Walla Valley in Washington State. Now I like Syrahs and Shiraz’s almost as much as I do Cabernet Sauv.s, but after this one, I think I may just abandon the Cabs entirely (okay, except for Bordeaux).

It was a medium to dark ruby in the middle, paler at the edges and is a wine that can stand aging in the bottle (says the Cellar Master). Because it comes from a cooler climate, the notes are spicier than a lot of Syrah grapes (I’m repeating what was said here – I wouldn’t yet know). But that was apparent in the nose and the tastes – intense spicy odours of pepper – Cecilia said white pepper, coriander aniseed and other dark spices. The better the grapes and the riper they are at picking, the less bell pepper and green notes it should have – and this didn’t have any bell pepper notes to it. The middle of the taste is very dark flavours, and it’s got a medium body. The tannins were finely balanced and strong, but not overpowering. What was interesting about it was how the nose changed over the period of about half to ¾ of an hour. At the middle of the tasting, the nose had moved over to thyme and oregano notes and then later, after the tasting, when we were talking to M. Cecilia, it had a strong “comino” scent. I think I tasted cumin, but don’t know if that’s the same word as her Argentinian name. Definitely something exotic and East Indian. (Later: comino is cumin, so my nose didn’t play me wrong – that’s what I thought it was, but couldn’t be sure if her word “comino” was the same spice.)

Oh, avoid having this wine with stinky-foot cheeses. Those are the soft Brie and Camembert type cheeses that have odd odours to them – my nose insists on relating them to stinky damp feet, so that’s what I call them. Anyway – they don’t work together at all!

 

heitz cabernet sauThird was a 2008 Heitz Traildside Cabernet Savuignon from Calfornia. Edge of the Napa Valley, touching another area that neither Al nor I remember. It’s both fermented in oak and aged for 3.5 years in oak. It’s a medium ruby in the middle, garnet on the edges and is one that can also be aged in the bottle. Beautifully balanced odours, a medium body, peppery but soft and subtle tannins – present but unobtrusive. Fruit forward – dark berry fruits – I got blackberry but didn’t taste the other fruits she mentioned. It’s a very limited run – only 9,947 bottles in this vintage and they are all numbered (our bottle was somewhere in the 3,000s).

I very much enjoyed it until after we tasted the last wine – and then, between the Syrah and the Super Tuscan, the Cab became very thin and vinegary. Odd.

 

solaiaNow, I’ve heard of Super Tuscans, and if I hadn’t tasted it, and had just listened to Madame Cecilia, I’d have thought “it’s amazing what marketing can do!”

If you know anything at all about the way wines are labelled in Europe – France and Italy, then skip this (or laugh at how I get it wrong, and yes, please let me know and we can laugh together at it over a glass of something nice). See, Super Tuscans came about because of the way in which Italy controls the quality and types of wines. Tuscany is in the Chianti area (I’m itching to find a map, which I don’t have here in the stateroom), and the wines from that area that get the highest designation – DOC & DOCG have to be 100% Sangovesie grapes. Anything else ends up as the lowest (table) or second lowest (IGT) quality designation.

Well, the Antinori family, (if you remember the Premium wine tasting and the Col Solare, a member of this family has paired with a Washington State winery, so experimentation and open mindedness seem to run in this family, which means both their wineries and our palates benefit!)who’ve been in the wine business since the 11th century, had an area of vineyards in Tuscany that held French grape varietals (varieties?) for experimental purposes. For family consumption, they’d cultivated a Cabernet Sauvignon that was amazing. One of the members of the family decided to release it to the general public, but because of the way in which Italy assigns quality, it had to take the IGT designation – the second lowest quality designation in Italian wines. (Later addition: according to my wine atlas, the original designation of this wine was even lower than that – the humble table wine designation! When it proved to be a massive hit, the Italian wine authorities moved it up. And it’s also loosened up and allowed some other varietals into the Chianti Classico – something unheard of until the Super Tuscans.) There were a couple of other families doing this as well (related to the Antinori family), and thus were born the super Tuscans. Like I said, if I hadn’t tasted the wine, I’d have thought – so you can market this well enough that a low quality wine can bring over $300.00 a bottle – nice going! Yeah, well. Read on and laugh with me.

Super Tuscans, I gather, are not pure grape varietals – they’re blended, like the Bordeaux wines. But according to the Cellar Master, each varietal is fermented and aged on its own, then they’re tasted and are blended depending on the results – so some years, the wine will have more Cabernet Sauvignon, other years, the Sangovesie or the Cabernet Franc will dominate. Whichever is the best quality in that year. The wines are aged 18 months in oak, but I’m not sure if that’s 18 months separately, then blended and aged again, or if the 18 months is split between the separate and the blended.

We had a 2009 Antinori Solaia that was 75% CS, 20% Sangovesie and 5% Cabernet Franc. It’s a dark, almost black wine, with a garnet edge and can stay in the bottle for 15 or more years. It’s got intense odours – fruit forward, followed by oaken notes, and the odours are jammy and marmaladey – rich and thick. I also got some liquoricey notes further down in the scents. It’s full bodied, velvety on the tongue, with a sunny, hot flavour/feel to it. There are strong spicy notes, strong, strong tannins, but a smooth, long finish. Really, really nice. It goes well with a Brie/Camembert type of cheese (I didn’t catch exactly which type) that almost made me enjoy the stinky-foot stuff. It also went well with the other, old whatever it was – cow’s milk, but I have no idea what. Not cheddar – but I don’t know what (Nice, though. I want more of it).

This was a wonderful way to end the series of wine tastings we’ve been at. Even though we probably won’t ever actually buy any of these (especially the Super Tuscan!) it was nice to see what really high quality wines taste like, and to look for less expensive ones that come close to this quality.

The time for the cruise to end is drawing near – we have one more port of call, and the day after that, we arrive in Fort Lauderdale. Bittersweet – I’ve loved the time out of time, when my entire life has been removed and nothing but the moment exists, but I’m also missing connections with my family and friends, the neighbourhood, church especially, and the usual, normal routine.

So the next stop is Half Moon Cay, which is leased from the government of the Bahamas by the Holland America line’s parent company, and is kept for the benefit of their cruise guests. Not sure how I’m feeling about it right now – part of me would rather just have another day at sea, but part is curious about just what a private island looks and feels like.

Then it’s into Florida and home!

 

 

Gracious and welcoming, but only if you’re rich.


The streets of the old city were narrow but it didn’t feel as if the buildings were looming over us or about to fall on us.

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Neither did they feel crowded (in spite of the fact that it was also a holiday here, and so were more crowded than usual with sightseers, shoppers and people out enjoying their holiday.)

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They felt enclosing and comforting – due no doubt to the fact that most of them were in shade! It was really hot! There were a number of squares in old city, all of which were open and airy and bright with grass, trees, bushes and statuary.

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Balconies were everywhere, and so were plants – flowering plants and bushes on the balconies, and growing in pots in the courtyards and squares, and trees growing wherever there was room. There were lovely touches all over the walled city:

P1020143No practical reason for the decoration on the doors, it’s just to make it pretty.

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Birds abounded – flocks of bright green parrots squawking overhead, pelicans everywhere near the water – they were like gulls here in Victoria – if there was water and people, there were pelicans. They even had statues of them along the waterfront.

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We climbed on the bus for one more stop at an upscale (toursit) modern shopping complex in the “New City” in the Bocagrande which is the main tourist area of the city and then took a leisurely drive back to the ship along the waterfront.

I got the feeling over the course of the day that Cartagena is a city of extremes – there is a lot of wealth there – the construction going on and the prices of property in the old city (out of anybody but millionare’s ranges) says that lots of people do have money, and lots of it, but I could see poverty as well. I didn’t seem to see much in the middle. I’m assuming that the street vendors and the shop keepers in the tourist area of old city are not all that well off – with the street vendors, their wares weren’t handmade and we saw identical merchandise for sale regardless of where we were (I had to smile when one of the vendors selling unframed paintings tried to convince us he’d painted them all. Either he was lying or he could move really quickly, since I’d see the exact same “painting” back at the fort) which says there’s somebody organizing a lot of them, which means probably darn little of the money they earn ends up in their pockets. I got the feeling health and social services aren’t a high priority with the government. We passed two hospitals, one a civilian, the other military. All I can say is if I get sick in Cartagena, I hope they take me to the Naval hospital.

But there were lots of parks and sports fields, soccer, of course, and baseball, and lots and lots of wide open grassy areas that were well looked after and were being used. The beaches along the Caribbean were well populated and it looked like people were having lots of fun swimming, sitting, visiting and just enjoying the day. There’s loads of construction going on, and I had the impression of an prosperous, growing city. The neigbourhood immediately adjacent to the container port was gorgeous – full of large, gracious houses built in the early 20th century, with some wonderful 1920s and 30s Spanish architectural features. I half expected to see langourous women in cool cotton flapper dresses lounging on the porches with mint juleps and white suited men standing near them. We passed through another shopping area just inside the container port, with a sort of conservatory/gardens/zoo, and saw our first monkeys. No idea what type, but they looked like they’d love to get into the bus and wreak havoc. One is cute. Several aren’t quite as cute as they are threatening!

Cartagena is still an important port, and there are three open ports and over 40 private ports in the city. There’s lots of industry, a petroleum refinery, and Cartagena’s industry contributes 8% to the GDP, so why the impression of so much poverty? It’s something I don’t understand. Nice to have visited, but not a place I think I’d like to come back to.

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Once we got back on board, it wasn’t long until supper – and a nice surprise was to have roast turkey on the menu, complete with all the trimmings. In honour of our Thanksgiving of course. We, really enjoyed it – but I’m sure the kitchen didn’t. As we were leaving the dining room, we happened to get into the elevator with one of the officers in charge of the kitchen, and he told us that they had only planned for approximately 200 turkey dinners, since that was about the number of Canadians on board. Instead, it was only 6:30 and they’d already had more than ¾ of the rest of the diners order the turkey. There was one more reserved seating, and open seating went on until 8:45. I wonder if they ran out?

Two at sea days coming up with one final wine tasting – a “super premium” tasting that I’m really looking forward to, and then we stop at Holland America Lines own private island – Half Moon Cay.

 

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Gracious living, then and now.


We took a winding, scenic route to the old city, and the minute we could see in the walls, it was clear that there was no way the bus was going to fit into the streets. We’d be walking, which was just fine by me.

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While the old city is walled and had cannon mounted at one time,

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and is  a historical artifact in its own right (although not, like the fort, designated a world heritage site by the UN), it’s still in use, and cannonballs are now used for decoration rather than defense.

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The walls, where the soldiers barracks used to be are now tourist stalls,

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and we walked down past the stores and up onto the walls of the city, where we saw the guard kiosks.

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Al and I were totally unprepared for the aggressive sales we found in Cartegana. Street vendors were all over the place, and while they respected your “no”, there were always more of them. And it is a bargaining culture – they offer $50.00 and you counter with $10 and worked your way to a compromise that satisfies both parties. We’re not bargainers, Al and I, and we were really uncomfortable with the fact that not only the street vendors were aggressive and bargainers, so were the propeitors of all the stores – we stopped in some of the more upscale tourist shops in the new city and found the same thing. They stand outside the stores, trying to talk customers in, and once you’re in, salespeople follow you around until you leave the store. When I tried to look at emeralds (to admire, not to buy, but boy, I saw some nice stuff!) I was shadowed by a clerk, who kept trying to show me things she thought I’d want. She wasn’t being rude or hard sell, she was just there, always, no matter where in the shop I went. Very disconcerting for me, since I don’t respond well to that kind of attention. And the prices weren’t fixed even in those stores – the listed price was a starting point.

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But in old city, most of the shops were closed for the day and except for the street vendors, we were able to walk and look and listen to our guide describe the city, what it had been and what it was now. We saw the place Marlon Brando had stayed while filming in the old city back in 1968, and admired the feel, look and scents of the place. It’s a living museum. The buildings inside the walls are now hotels, condominiums, city administration buildings, shops, café’s and nightclubs, as well as churches and cathedrals, but the look and feel of the exteriors is preserved and it’s got a lovely, warm (that has nothing to do with temperature) charm.

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This is middle-class – two stories

 

And also middle class – two stories.

The area was originally divided into poor, middle-class and upper class buildings, and it was easy to tell which building fit into which class – single story buildings were for the poor, two story were for middle class and three were for the rich. Every residence had a walled courtyard, no matter how single story they were.

P1020146This used to be a private house, three storied, and is now a hotel. It’s an incredibly upscale area with condo units going for around $1M US or better. We’re looking through the entry into the courtyard. Directly across from the main entrance is the entrance to the stables, which formed one of the wings of the house – stable on the ground floor, living area above it and a private, walled garden of your own.

There had been a number of convents, monasteries and churches in the original city, all of which were either hotels or condominiums now. One is now a museum, and the city’s cathedral is also in old town.

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We stopped at St. Pedro Claver Church, named for the local saint, who is known as the slave to the slaves, the Apostle of the Blacks and is the patron saint of seafarers. The church houses his relics and has the museum in the monastery attached to the church. The church building has been there since before St. Pedro’s time (he arrived in Cartagena in 1610 and died there in 1654) under a different name. It was renamed for him after his canonization in 1888. The courtyard (or cloister) was lovely – walled on one side with the monastery, and on the other by the church, it was shady, large and relatively cool. There were paths around gardens that housed palm trees and local plants (many of which we grow in tiny form as house plants – I saw sanseveria, coleus, and several other types I can’t name.) There were two street vendors with tame parrots – colourful fellows, who would sit on your arm for a fee. Right up until one of them tried to bite the fellow holding his mate!

We entered the San Pedro church and were able to get a look at St. Pedro’s relics. He was a Jesuit priest who made it his special mission to minister to the slaves of the area, and since Cartegana was such a major port, there were always slave ships bringing people from Africa to work in the mines in South America, or to be sold for transport to the Carribean and Central America. Ten thousand a year.

P1020174Altar in the far background, the relics are below it in a glass walled coffin.

He would climb into the ships and begin his work before they were even offloaded, and continued ministering to the slaves in and around the city for over 40 years. It’s estimated that he ended up baptizing over 300,000 people in his lifetime. When he visited slaves on the plantations and at the mines, he refused the hospitality of the owners and overseers and instead stayed in the slave quarters. Needless to say, he annoyed the local authorities (including his bishop), because he advocated for more humane treatment for the slaves, but city authorities bowed to popular demand and gave him an elaborate and public funeral.

The relics are housed beneath the altar in a glass sided coffin, and he’s robed magnificently – probably far more richly than he ever was in his lifetime, considering he died neglected, starved and beaten by the ex-slave sent to care for him in the last years of his life.

There was more to see and more to do – of which we’ll learn tomorrow, and we’ll find out what problems the kitchens on the ship had at dinnertime. In the meantime, enjoy the day!